THE SLOWPOCALYPSE IS NOW!

[shariarporosh]

SlothCoin ($SloMo)





THE SLOWPOCALYPSE IS NOW! 🦥


"The crypto that naps harder than it pumps. Saving trees, not gas fees, since 2025."


SlothCoin isn’t a token—it’s a state of mind. Born when a sloth accidentally sat on a dev’s keyboard, we’re here to prove crypto can be chaotic, green, and glacially slow. No rugs, no FOMO, just vibes, memes, and a community that HODLs harder than SloMo clings to a branch.


Key Features (Because We’re Not Totally Useless)


🎨 Meme-ocracy – Vote with memes, not proposals. Yes, a picture of your cat could decide a charity vote.
🔄 Nap-Based Staking – The longer you hold, the bigger your gains. The first proof-of-nap consensus model.
🦥 Speed Run? Nah, Speed Walk. – 10-year roadmap? Too fast. We have a 10,000-year vision, like a true sloth civilization.
🔥 Deflationary? Who Knows. – Some tokens randomly disappear, but we’re too lazy to track it.
🦥 Rug-Proof – The only thing getting pulled here is another nap session.



















After years (okay… weeks) of development, $SLOMO IS LIVE!

💰 Contract Address: 2iwdezumnbm9b1uz3z6ncxex9gjpwmehj48jfcbzmoon


⚡ Buy on MoonShot:
https://dexscreener.com/solana/2iwde...ehj48jfcbzmoon


🎬 Watch the Official Promo Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=slbRjJ3W46s


Saving trees, not gas fees—Nap-to-Earn is here.


The Slomo Army assembles NOW. Are you in?


DYOR (Do Your Own Resting). Tokens may cause excessive yawning.


Website: https://slothcoin.lol


Twitter/X: https://x.com/SloMoCoin